{"id":15611,"date":"2006-10-08T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-08T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sokollipence.cz\/newweb\/2006\/10\/08\/brankar-kerbach-se-podruhe-narodil\/"},"modified":"2006-10-08T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-08T10:00:00","slug":"brankar-kerbach-se-podruhe-narodil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sokollipence.cz\/newweb\/2006\/10\/08\/brankar-kerbach-se-podruhe-narodil\/","title":{"rendered":"Brank\u00e1\u0159 Kerbach se podruh\u00e9 narodil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=ttl>B t\u00fdm &#8211; III. t\u0159\u00edda, odd\u011blen\u00ed A  <\/span> <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>8. kolo (8. 10. 2006)<br \/><span class=ttl>B\u00edl\u00e1 Hora B &#8211; Sokol Lipence B 3:1 (2:0) <\/span> <\/p>\n<p>Dvaat\u0159icet let hraju fotbal, ale tohle jsem je\u0161t\u011b nevid\u011bl. Brank\u00e1\u0159 Honza Kerbach m\u016f\u017ee mluvit o \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed a blaho\u0159e\u010dit sv\u00e9mu reflexu, \u017ee se podruh\u00e9 narodil. Proto\u017ee tak brut\u00e1ln\u00ed faul, jak\u00fd na n\u011bj p\u0159edvedl hr\u00e1\u010d soupe\u0159e, to je opravdu na krimin\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p>To bylo tak. Chyb\u011bla asi \u010dtvrthodina do konce. Dom\u00e1c\u00ed poslali dlouh\u00fd centr na \u00fato\u010dn\u00edka, n\u00e1\u0161 g\u00f3lman si pro n\u011bj \u0161el a celkem v pohod\u011b zachytil m\u00ed\u010d do ko\u0161e. \u00dato\u010dn\u00edk ho p\u0159esto atakoval, povalil ho a Honza se v p\u00e1du po n\u011bm ohnal nohama. V tu chv\u00edli \u00fato\u010dn\u00edk s \u010d\u00edslem 11 p\u0159edvedl n\u011bco, za co by m\u011bl j\u00edt sed\u011bt za pokus o ubl\u00ed\u017een\u00ed na zdrav\u00ed. Ze dvou krok\u016f se rozb\u011bhl a v\u0161\u00ed silou se sna\u017eil na\u0161eho brank\u00e1\u0159e kopnout do hlavy. Ten si p\u0159ed obli\u010dej na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed str\u010dil m\u00ed\u010d, tak\u017ee dostal do obli\u010deje jen odra\u017een\u00fd \u00fader bal\u00f3nem. Kdyby tam ten reflexivn\u00ed z\u00e1krok nebyl a Honza to koupil z prvn\u00ed kopa\u010dkou p\u0159\u00edmo do tv\u00e1\u0159e, mohl m\u00edt minim\u00e1ln\u011b p\u0159el\u00e1manou sanici, zlomen\u00fd nos, mo\u017en\u00e1 mohl p\u0159ij\u00edt o oko. Fanatismus hr\u00e1\u010de \u010d\u00edslo 11 byl nad ch\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00ed norm\u00e1ln\u00edch lid\u00ed a Honza pod\u00e1 trestn\u00ed ozn\u00e1men\u00ed pro pokus o ubl\u00ed\u017een\u00ed na zdrav\u00ed.   <\/p>\n<p>To ale nebylo v\u0161echno. Po tomto extempore n\u00e1sledovala strkanice a slab\u00e9mu rozhod\u010d\u00edmu se asi a\u017e po p\u011bti minut\u00e1ch poda\u0159ilo tohoto zlo\u010dince dostat ze h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b. Ne v\u0161ak do kabin, kam by po vylou\u010den\u00ed automaticky m\u011bl odej\u00edt. Tento hr\u00e1\u010d po\u010dkal na z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00fd hvizd rozhod\u010d\u00edho, vb\u011bhl na h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b a znovu za\u00fato\u010dil! Tentokr\u00e1t na Pepu Vejvodu, proto\u017ee si myslel, \u017ee od n\u011bj po sv\u00e9m z\u00e1ke\u0159n\u00e9m faulu dostal loktem. Po\u0159adatelsk\u00e1 slu\u017eba na B\u00edl\u00e9 Ho\u0159e nebyla \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1, tak\u017ee ostatn\u00ed hr\u00e1\u010di m\u011bli co d\u011blat, aby toho \u010dlov\u011bka s IQ nosoro\u017ece od Pepy odtrhli. Uvid\u00edme, jak si s t\u00edm disciplin\u00e1rn\u00ed komise porad\u00ed. <\/p>\n<p>Jinak fotbal nebyl zpo\u010d\u00e1tku \u0161patn\u00fd. V prvn\u00edm polo\u010dase jsme v\u0161ak po n\u011bkolika na\u0161ich \u0161anc\u00edch dostali dva g\u00f3ly z brejk\u016f. A po p\u0159est\u00e1vce m\u00edsto abychom dali kontaktn\u00ed g\u00f3l, dostali jsme t\u0159et\u00ed. Pak sice mlad\u00fd &#8222;Lojza&#8220; C\u00edsa\u0159ovsk\u00fd sn\u00ed\u017eil a m\u011bli jsme dal\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti, ale do bl\u00edzkosti branky dom\u00e1c\u00edch bylo nad lidsk\u00e9 s\u00edly se dostat. Jakmile na \u00fato\u010dn\u00edky sm\u011b\u0159oval n\u011bjak\u00fd centr, dom\u00e1c\u00ed pomezn\u00ed zvedl praporek, a\u010d byli na\u0161i hr\u00e1\u010di metr \u010di dva p\u0159ed obr\u00e1nci. A hlavn\u00ed rozhod\u010d\u00ed mu to ba\u0161til&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pro vz\u00e1jemn\u00e9 nad\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed byli je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed gangstersk\u00fdm z\u00e1krokem hr\u00e1\u010de \u010d\u00edslo 11 vylou\u010deni Jirka Havl\u00ed\u010dek a dom\u00e1c\u00ed kmet s \u010d\u00edslem 3 a fotbal se porou\u010del (do kopru). <\/p>\n<p>Branka: P. C\u00edsa\u0159ovsk\u00fd<br \/> <br \/>\nSestava: Kerbach &#8211; H\u00e1jek (46. Kozler), \u0160indel\u00e1\u0159, \u0158\u00edha (55. Rube\u0161), Havl\u00ed\u010dek &#8211; \u0160ubrt, K\u00e1bele (70. Vejvoda), Kel\u00ed\u0161ek, Madej &#8211; P. C\u00edsa\u0159ovsk\u00fd, Houdek <br \/>\n (jkl)<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>B t\u00fdm &#8211; III. t\u0159\u00edda, odd\u011blen\u00ed A 8. kolo (8. 10. 2006)B\u00edl\u00e1 Hora B &#8211; Sokol Lipence B 3:1 (2:0) Dvaat\u0159icet let hraju fotbal, ale tohle jsem je\u0161t\u011b nevid\u011bl. Brank\u00e1\u0159 Honza Kerbach m\u016f\u017ee mluvit o \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed a blaho\u0159e\u010dit sv\u00e9mu reflexu, \u017ee se podruh\u00e9 narodil. Proto\u017ee tak brut\u00e1ln\u00ed faul, jak\u00fd na n\u011bj p\u0159edvedl hr\u00e1\u010d soupe\u0159e, to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":[],"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[240],"class_list":["post-15611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-btym","tag-240"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sokollipence.cz\/newweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sokollipence.cz\/newweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sokollipence.cz\/newweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sokollipence.cz\/newweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sokollipence.cz\/newweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sokollipence.cz\/newweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sokollipence.cz\/newweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sokollipence.cz\/newweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sokollipence.cz\/newweb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}